Just like Spaghetti Carbanana, except funnier and “daddier”. Let’s get right to it…
1. As I get older, I remember all of the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn’t the right choice.
Bustle
2. A truck loaded with Vaporub overturned on the highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours
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3. Anybody need a job? We just fired the grill.
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4. My daughter asked me if I had seen the dog bowl. I never knew he could.
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5. Where do bad rainbows go? To prism. It’s a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect.
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6. Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans
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7. What’s the least spoken language? Sign language.
Bustle
8. Someone told me that it’s impossible to make a pun about vegetables. That’s not nececelery true.
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9. Why do they call it a ‘building’? It looks like they’re finished. Why isn’t it a ‘built’?
Jerry Seinfeld
10. I once submitted 10 puns to a joke competition. I really thought with that many, one was sure to win. Sadly, no pun in ten did.
Bustle
11. Bread is a lot like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist
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12. What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach? Its not you, its-a me Mario
Andrew Hamilton on YeahMad
13. Singing in the shower is all fun and games until shampoo gets into your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera
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14. Where do mice go to drink alcohol illegally? A squeakeasy
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15. Paranoid people always quit Twitter. It’s because they think they’re being followed
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